Now that de Olympics done, some star athletes from some countries getting multi- million dollar endorsements while others from other countries not even getting their winning sentiments endorsed! While some appearing pun cereal boxes and getting big starring roles in Hollywood, others just boxed into a corner and end up “holding wood!” De focus now is pun doing even better in Rio come 2016. Everybody gon want a different showing there especially de Chinese who come second in de medal count behind de Americans. De Chinese sehin dem can’t compete…
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Some gifts could dampen excitement!
It gat de story of a lady who wake up all excited after dreaming about a diamond ring. She ask she husband what it mean and he smile and seh when he come home from wuk she would know. Whole day she suffering from “can’t wait syndrome” as she buzz with excitement. When de husband reach home he get a rousing welcome like never before after he reach in he pocket and tek out a fancy looking parcel. De wife couldn’t wait and rip off de wrapping and find a…
Read MoreSome hoping that Freddie don’t shave after de “head-scan”
Well Khemraj actually “tun” up fuh de debate pun TV de other night. He always hollering that he want fuh debate with government officials and that he don’t get access to that particular TV station. Ever since de pressure of running away from de last debate get to he, he decide fuh show up. What was even more noticeably about he, was that he tek a clean shave fuh de debate. Some seh he do that since he know that de TV station does transmit all over de country and…
Read MoreSome seh “Speakers” gon mek Parliament a nuisance!
Sometime last week, de House, through de western side, one-seat extra, pass another motion, this time fuh remove all barricades from around de premises while it in session. Pontificating Anil from de government eastern side, oppose it, sehin it pose threat to security. De opposition side that propose it, seh de barricades prevent citizens from their rights fuh assemble peacefully. Well, plenty people worried because only recently when there was a “peaceful” protest outside de House, some of de citizens push down de barricades and try fuh go in even…
Read MoreWe gat de “secret” fuh “extending” life!
Following de latest incident regarding de Demerara Harbour Bridge when a pontoon sank and traffic halted fuh about two days or so, de “Hands Up” party is now calling fuh a new bridge. Dem seh it too “old” and should be put to “rest”. People sehin since de bridge is only 34 years old, it younger than plenty who sitting on de western side of de House! Dem also sehin if age is de reason, then others there should be “rested” long before de bridge! Initially, when de bridge was…
Read MoreDe girls top while a man is an international “copy maribunta!”
De BC would like fuh congratulate all de children who did well at de CAPE and CXC exams. It show that hard wuh does pay off. Once again, de ladies come out on top by being de best in de two levels! De boys still trying fuh catch up like how de Jamaican press trying fuh catch up with Portia fuh see if she gon grant a holiday fuh when Usain and de rest of de medalist return there. Grenada give a half holiday fuh it first gold medal. Some…
Read MoreIt official! All in de “coalition” is Coconut Tree!
De BC know that much was said about what plenty know with regards to de Coconut Tree party changing it name to de “Hands Up” party. People seh de two is de same, but de party always deny it sehin it is a “coalition” of 10 and not one. Some believe that it is a coalition of two; Coconut Tree and “key” parties! But that is another story. De Congress of de Coconut Tree party reveal a lot a things. Not only was it de “farewell ceremony” fuh Robert who…
Read MoreMoses and Khemraj “vocal mechanism” in recess!
July 18 gone was a significant day. Not only was it Mandela birthday and de day de incident in Linden happen, but it was also de day when de Chief Judge rule on de case regarding de cuts de “Hands up” and “key” parties mek to de budget. Somehow de significant ruling get overshadow by other events. A always confident pontificating Anil spearhead de government case to bring relief to de hundreds of people that was affected by, to use his term, “de unconscionable cuts”. At de time when dem…
Read MoreDe bell sounding like it crack!
While some calm has returned to de mining town, de tension remains high. Understandably so, given that some people lost their lives in de events that follow de protest there. Since then, Uncle Donald and de opposition met and he also met with other stakeholders to ensure that de situation is carefully managed. People seh such meetings is good and that it give confidence. Some changes have also been made with regards to de police command in de town and a inquiry into de incidents was decided. De BC would…
Read MoreLook out fuh de, “Rumble in Sophia Jungle”
Since David open he mouth and seh de nation ain’t gat a father, plenty tek he on fuh let he know how wrong he is. Even de BC did. Now, Aubrey, who is from de Coconut Tree party, which is about ninety-six per cent of de “Hands Up” party, decide fuh tek on David too. People seh dem don’t need any percentage stats to know that de “Hands Up” party is de same as de Coconut Tree party. So it means that Aubrey is one of David “own” who now…
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