While everybody does get headache, de reason does be different. In these normal cases, more than likely a painkiller like “Whizz”, can knock it out. Some seh it gat different types of headache and seh certain things is “headache”, like children, like dem job, spouse, car, phone and so on. That kind of “headache” could be more expensive fuh “knock” out since it gon tek plenty money fuh fix de car, buy a new phone and fuh satisfy de spouse. People sehin that yuh gat fuh be “innovative” when dealing…
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De boys “switch”; some big men did too!
Congratulations to de hundreds of children that did really well at this year Grade Six Assessment exams. Dem did so well that de top ten had far more than ten; thirty-two to be precise! That mean fuh every one spot in de top ten it gat a ratio of 1:3.2! Fuh some, it might sound funny to say, “thirty-two in de top ten”. But that is a good thing and maybe next year fifty could be in de top ten! What even more comforting fuh de males, is fuh see…
Read More“Bird brain” might create new “challenges” fuh security
Some people does do some crazy things with de ultimate intention of getting away with them. Imagine a man carrying a set of living birds in he shirt sleeve and expect fuh pass unnoticed at a international airport! It was a classic case of Guyanese “ingenuity” gone wrong and of somebody actually gat something up dem sleeve! De man had nine birds up there! People who does keep birds like “Fire-red”, “Twa-twa”, “Moustache”, “Mountain” and so on fuh whistling purposes, know that generally, one bird does be in cage. Dem…
Read MoreDe U.S. is now part of de “third world!”
Some cricket fans seh de WICB don’t do anything, while others seh, over de years it actually did some really “strange” and “inexplicable” things. Dem sehin de board latest “endeavour” gat to be de one that “tek de cake”. It decide fuh host two matches on de current New Zealand tour in Florida. De first thing people can’t understand is how come de big USA officially turn part of de West Indies and de “third world”! Dem seh while de board need lessons in plenty things regarding cricket, it definitely…
Read MoreA man getting zero fuh “dictation!”
Remember de subject ‘dictation’ where de teacher use to just stand up and talk and you had fuh write? With every word yuh spell wrong, yuh use to lose a mark. Some even use to spell “a” wrong! Sometimes de teacher even use to spell some words wrong too, and even though he/ she wrong, dem still use to dictate and impose that how dem spell, is right. Well, some of that still around; de “ rong dictation” that is. De other day a key man from de “key” party…
Read MoreWe gat we own “Kids Sehin de Darnest Thing”
It had a TV show call “Kids Say The Darnest Thing” that comedian Bill Cosby use to host. It was designed in such a way that children give natural and spontaneous responses to questions. In some way, people “learn” from de kids. It was hilarious, but after a while people realised that children could actually say de “darnest” thing. That somehow reduce de “element of surprise”. In other words, after a while people wasn’t surprise at what some of de children said. Is de same way people here not totally…
Read More“Sir Allen” hoping Duckworth-Lewis can help!
Allen Stanford mek a century! As a matter of fact, a bit more, 110 exactly and it ain’t gat anything fuh do with cricket! Well, not exactly, because, plenty felt that de attention he get from de cricket was probably what led to de probe that mek he reach three figures! Having reached de “milestone”, he didn’t get a chance fuh “celebrate” like how Shiv does kiss de ground or how Ramdin does pull out notes from he pocket! People seh even if he wanted fuh kiss de ground or…
Read MoreSome sitting down fuh fielding; others talking and getting off!
De Bell Crier is a cricket fan. Not de one people does use fuh cool dem self down in de ground; but a supporter. As such, BC can’t help “ringing” about some of de things that going on with de regional team. Keeping with de theme of how “yuh does wonder when some people talk”, even reasoning can’t explain what de West Indies coach mean when he seh de team is now a quality side now that Gayle come back! Now, it ain’t gat no question about Gayle quality. He…
Read MoreDe “flexing” did mek some use Iodex!
Everybody eagerly waiting fuh see what gon “play out” now that de court is ask fuh pronounce pun de budget cuts. According to de headlines, is “constitutional war”. Some seh it sound like “war break” that plenty use to play when dem was small. Then, children use to run around meking plenty noise causing some neighbours fuh get headache. But this in no “child’s play” and de affected workers also getting headache! De headache is because de opposition want fuh “flex” de lil “muscle” it gat now. Everybody know that…
Read MoreSome just love “crap cakes!”
Old people does seh that some people who love fuh talk does talk and talk until dem talk crap. Some does call dem crappers. It gat some who prominent and who don’t ever disappoint fuh convince yuh of dem crapper status. Just tek what Lincoln seh de other day. He seh that by cutting de ERC budget to one dollar, de opposition is not denying de entity of its right to carry out its constitutional mandate. Well, if that is not de statement fuh winning de “Crapper Award” fuh de…
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