It gat some people who always hiding. Some seh right away de police people who does be hiding behind a tree or in some nook and then suddenly appear with de radar gun fuh catch speeding drivers, come to mind. Dem seh de hiding sometimes is not just fuh catch speeding drivers, but fuh “catch” something else. But that is another story. Plenty times yuh pal who borrow a “freck” from yuh and promise fuh pay back months ago, does be in hiding just like some who does be hiding…
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Some people tongue suddenly get tie!
Old people does seh that it gat some who does only see what dem want fuh see just like some boss does only see one person coming late but not de others. Is de same way some people only seeing one side of things even though other things happening right in front dem eyes! People sehin that is “convenience” and “self-interest” and also sehin that de “mukracker” is a good example since conveniently it only carrying negative stories about de country because it gat self-interest in serving de opposition! Despite…
Read MoreDe truth give some people “belly-wuk”
Judging from some people action during de media briefing de Prezie had de other day, it look like dem only want fuh hear things that dem alone want fuh hear. Old people does seh that people don’t like fuh hear de truth. Fuh some, de truth does mek dem grimace and it does hurt. That was how some, especially Gordon, was behaving when de Prezie was presenting de answers to dem question. It look clearly like Gordon and de rest of he pals was in plenty pain because dem didn’t…
Read MoreIt gat too much “bull” fuh meat short!
De other day de agriculture boss seh that next year could see a shortage of food in some parts of de world due to de climatic conditions over de past months. He also seh that a meat shortage is currently in progress in Guyana. Sometime before he seh that, de local abattoir seh that there is a shortage of bull which is de primary source of beef. Fuh many, that is a serious concern. No bull means no beef? Dem want fuh know how beef could be in short supply…
Read MoreSome need help fuh get unstuck!
Everybody know it gat some people who like fuh push dem self and mek others believe that dem is de best thing since slice bread. In other words, that set does believe dem is de only expert it gat. Now that de broadcast authority in place, Enrico sehin de committee lack “expertise”. People who know he seh is because he not pun de committee mek he sehin that! Dem also sehin that he believe that he is de only such expert it gat! Others sehin he just “trying a thing”…
Read MoreA certain man gat a very misleading name!
Is not that de BC like fuh “knock” people, but some people does really do some stupidness that does cause that pun dem self. De other day, it was reported that some students in Bolt country, Jamaica, “tun” up dress inappropriately fuh school. Apparently, de boys “tun” up in tight tight pants and de girls in short short skirt! De teachers send dem home immediately. People seh de teachers right. Now, that is something de students cause pun dem selves. Some want fuh know if de students wear de same…
Read MoreA song did seh where lying could put yuh!
According to old people, it gat some who, “de more dem get, is de more dem want” That come to de BC mind after hearing what David seh de other day. De “Hands Up” and Coconut Tree party boss seh that, using de one-seat extra, he gon find ways fuh “sanction” de national TV station. He seh de reason fuh that is because he party not getting access to de station! Everybody know that it gat certain things yuh can’t lie about. Yuh can’t tell people that water not wet…
Read MoreConveniently, two lawyers gat a convenient interpretation!
It look like de BC gat fuh do like what a certain doctor does be doing pun de TV and teach people about words. While de BC wouldn’t deal with plenty words like de doc who teaching everybody, it gon have more challenges with a particular word that some refuse fuh understand. De word is “convenience”. While much was said about it, it is de first word, maybe de only one, in this new BC series call “Hard Word”. Just like how de doc does do it, context must be…
Read MoreSome now learning that water don’t stay pun duck!
Following Laurie funeral de other day, some QC girls decide fuh tek on de “mukracker” and put it to it place fuh reporting de wrong thing. Everybody know that such wrong reporting is nothing new fuh de paper. As a matter of fact, it is a staple just like how rice is a staple in food here. Apparently, de paper report and seh how only men from Laurie old school attended he funeral. Well, de girls didn’t tek too kindly to de misrepresentation of de fact that is wasn’t men…
Read MoreNASA worried that people in Guyana could reach Mars!
A few days back, Neil tek he final “walk” as he “bow” out from de world. Science buffs gon always remember he as de first man fuh set foot pun de moon and basically fuh opening up de “skies” fuh space exploration. Some believe that he mighta been “inspirational” to Michael J who create de “moonwalk” dance! Both men tek what dem did best to new heights and set new bars. Now, both is officially absent from de spotlight just like how de “Hands Up” party absenting from de spotlight…
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