There was a time when Guyana used to run outta every ting. That was of course under de PEE NC, when every ting was going under, just like de party and de people dem in the party. That was a time de country used to run outta every ting. De people used to run outta food. De pipes used to run outta water. De shops used to run outta goods. De gas stations used to run outta gas. De country used to run outta money. But de money used to…
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Fool Sarran and Sus Penders talkin plenty now
Once upon a time, in dis dear land, no body coulda seh any ting against de guvament. Burnin Ham woulda mek nobody ever see yuh again. Even de good, braver try fuh seh some ting and nobody see he again. Then came Dis Mond and he dis everybody who Burnin Ham didn’t mek disappear. Once upon a time, in dis dear land, Sus Penders and Fool Sarran used to be friken like cat and dem couldn’t seh a word. Dem used to hardly come outta dem house. Dem used to…
Read MoreKissin fuh a livin
Some people does wuk hard fuh a livin, while some don’t like to wuk at all. Some people does sell scandal fuh a livin and some does do backtrack fuh a livin. Then some does sell scandal and do backtrack at de same time fuh more than a livin. Ah didn’t call de Kocheur News owner name. A good set a people does be kissin fuh a livin. But which part a de body dem kisssin yuh could never know, because alotta de kissin does go on in private, but…
Read MoreBarefacedness run out fuh de cash man
It got some people around who just can’t tell a lie. As soon as yuh look at dem yuh would know dem lie. But it got some other people who could really tell a lie. Old people seh dem bareface bad so yuh can’t know when dem tellin a lie. In fact, dem could lie and lie and get rich. So rich dat dem could buy plenty ting wid cash money. If dem want house in Miami, dem pay cash. If dem want printin press in New York, dem pay…
Read MorePlenty licks been sharing
Ah hear dat plenty licks been sharing in de two opposition parties dese last few days, or in fact ever since de last time dem been in Parliament. The argument start when KFC and FLAPNU call a meetin but dem couldn’t decide who gon be chairman. Just like when dem fight one whole month fuh decide who gon be speaker and deputy speaker in Parliament after dem lose de last elections. Finally, dem decide dat both KFC and FLAPNU gon sit at de head table. So Greenjer tek he seat…
Read MoreGreenjer runnin from de truth
Greenjer plannin fuh use another Gy$1.7 million in taxpayer money at Parliament fuh call on de presi to appoint a commission of inquiry on de crime spree, but he only want fuh review from 2004 to 2010. Does everybody in de country know why FLAPNU want fuh limit de years though, although dem in de party tryin fuh keep dem mouth shut. If yuh don’t have anyting fuh hide, why yuh don’t want fuh extend de years and de scope of the inquiry? Every time dem call fuh inquiry dem…
Read MoreBaddam and Mook Lall Get Friken
It look like Baddam and Mook Lall at de Waterfalls paper get friken again like cat. Dem a walk about wid dem tail well between dem legs. Just dat de Mook so short yuh still seein he tail at he side. De other one so bad looking yuh don’t even want fuh see he face, much less he tail. Anyway, everybody sehing how dem run outta lies to write bout de pharma company, so dem decide fuh seh how de Beacon paper writing old news. But if yuh look back…
Read MorePeople sehin that Khemraj frighten Moses!
People talking about plenty things right now. Dem talking how de Big Market paper and it colleague in de business trying fuh “tag-team” a certain prestigious company. People sehin that is sheer jealousy because whenever somebody or something doing good, people does try fuh pull dem down. Dem seh is easy fuh understand when yuh look at how crab does try fuh climb up de side of a barrel! Dem also talking about what Moses talking about. Apparently, somebody bust open he bag when he was given de task of…
Read MoreDe depressing press trying fuh press down!
It gat some people who would stop at nothing fuh pull de country down despite de country moving up at a rapid pace. It is just like long ago how a lil boy or two does try fuh press down de tyre tube when dem other friends trying fuh blow it up at de same time so dem could knack a swim in de trench with it. As some blow, de others press. That was fun fuh de children. Well is same children mentality some gat when dem trying fuh…
Read MoreDe big vacuum cleaner is not enough!
During this period of de month of October, plenty reminiscing about what was going on 20 years ago. By now, then, de results was announcing and de few who didn’t want change was running around meking problems fuh de police and business people. Everybody still remember de picture showing one very happy man running away with a set of toilet tissue! He had a big smile pun he face because he know change was happening. He couldn’t wait fuh try it out and do away with newspaper or chicken-feed bag…
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