World Water Day (WWD) was last week and de relevant monitoring body seh it gon be investigating complaints against some who producing and selling “potable” water. Since some frighten fuh drink what coming through de taps, dem buying water that trucks driving around selling. Plenty lil “plants” spring up all over providing a “truck to kitchen- counter service” fuh residents. Is good business. Now, people complaining about de quality of some of de ‘quality’ water dem buying! De sellers using de same style of bottles with some using other people…
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Getting meals, “checkmate” and a “hydroclave”
Clement and a certain senior law enforcement officer, trading words. It start when de “mukracker” mek big sensational story (as usual) about “ranks” not getting money fuh meals during de last elections. De story come out months after de results was announced. Clement seh money was there fuh meals. De officer, forgetting that he is no longer de PRO, decide he gon respond. He seh he ain’t get money fuh feed he “ranks” and had to seek other “means”. De “mukracker” keep “feeding” off de officer response fuh try and…
Read MoreSome “singing” loud pun deaf ears!
A funny thing happen Phagwah day gone, well, at least fuh dem who saw it. All heard a man giving a explanation of a song he was about to sing at one of de cultural events. He sing with heart and soul, very expressive and emotional like a Bollywood on-screen hero. Well, at least he thought so. But nobody ain’t hear a note after he finish he explanation because de huge walls of speaker suddenly went “dumb”! But he sing; finished one verse and started de other! People laff and…
Read MoreDe Olympic team might be hard fuh pick!
It gat some men who ain’t “deh down here”. De other day a man allegedly beat and chop he child mother just because she ask fuh child support. Ow, man, yuh father de child, so father de responsibility! Man like he must face de full brunt of de law! It gat some children who father abandon de home and dem leffing de mothers to fend. That ain’t right and all men must “own up” to dem responsibilities even if de relations with de lady done. Ow, de thing some men…
Read MoreSome gat “maths deficiency syndrome”
It gat some people who like fuh talk but when time come fuh do, dem can’t. Everybody know de big fuss de “Hands Up” party mek over de last election results. Dem seh that de Statement of Polls didn’t “add up” and demand copies. Is almost three months now and dem can’t finish adding it up. Apparently “adding up” is dem nemesis. That might explain why dem wasn’t interested in “add-it-ing” de national accounts when dem was controlling it. Priya putting things in place fuh help improve maths results. Maybe…
Read MoreDe “mystery disease” roots might be here!
Apparently a “mystery disease” affecting plenty in a part of Uganda. Doctors baffle and can’t find a cause. Children is de victims and de symptoms include mental disabilities. Fuh now, dem calling de illness de “nodding disease”. A similar mystery deh right here. It gat some people who, from dem action, does behave like children (no disrespect intended to de children) and look like dem symptomatic of “mentalness”. When dem gather, dem nod in agreement fuh waste away de progress de country mek. And this ain’t new. It start when…
Read MoreInvestigation gon cause rise in pressure
Is plenty water stories over de last few weeks; pirates and related deaths and flooding in some parts. De Bell Crier empathise with the affected. It could never be easy fuh dem. With such sadness, automatically and understandably, de price fuh fish and “greens” does rise up like de water in de conservancy. Regrettably, that does bring sadness to de pockets of consumers. Somebody who does “mek styles” pun fish, ain’t gon find it cheaper fuh eat “greens” and vice versa. But it gat some vendors who don’t need flood…
Read MoreDem suddenly turn “bat” and “dumb-boy”
Ow, ah begging yuh’ll fuh bear lil bit and let de “taawa” knock and de bell ring lil mo about de cricket story here. Is everyday is something new. Match get move, two teams name, door open, door lock back, board officials get lock inside, padlock damage and cutting gas done. Is sheer action at Bourda. And people think that after Test cricket stop playing deh, things would ah been boring. With all de fussing and fight, de board people seh dem not cooperating with any investigation about alleged financial…
Read MoreDe fake picture better than de real one
De UG people seh that Freddie get fired because he can’t perform. Everybody know what does happen when a man can’t perform. Somebody else does perform fuh he! Freddie friends in de Opposition cabal supporting he though. This is de same set that does point fingers and accuse others of keeping some who can’t perform pun dem job. Now dem turn around and supporting non-performance. Dem gat one set of “law” fuh dem friends and other set fuh who dem don’t like. People seh that seeing de cabal gat a…
Read MoreBreaking News “Mukracker” granted radio licence
“… Yuh are tuned to MUK Radio on 0.00 FM (Fooling Mechanism). This is de “mukracker” owner he self as DJ (Dirt Joker) welcoming yuh to de only live call-in programme pun radio where yuh gat total freedom of expression. Yuh know we lead and de others follow. That is de trademark of MUK 0.00 FM. Here yuh free to cuss and slander an official or anybody. We play by we rule and de rule is… you know it… is having no rule! So call our cuss line on 752-…
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