De word “cut” get more popular since de budget debate. While it is new fuh de budget, some accustom to some form of it. De West Indies cricket team accustom to getting “cut tail” and some people does always be looking fuh a “cut- back”. Since de budget cut, plenty people now gat to “cut corners”. Dem who might lose dem jobs could end up “cutting de pack” fuh play cards whole day. Others does get cut fuh medical reasons. Fuh some, that “cut” does cause a “weight” fuh be…
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Jenny “shaking” and Clement “kicking!”
Recently, plenty people complaining. Khemraj complain that de budget too big. Lindeners complain that dem light bill gon get “heavy”. Public servants complain that Khemraj want cut dem jobs. He then complain that David ain’t support he. David complain that de GINA reporting too one-sided. Some of David people complain he “selling out” and de “mukracker” just complaining! And that is just lil bit. De AFC complaining that de government gat “fat cats”. Government denying it and seh dem ain’t employ nobody name “Garfield!” By meking complain, people seh de…
Read MoreFavouritism causing mediocrity!
A recent letter in this paper “hit” a certain “nail” pun it “head”. It had to do with cricket and some West Indian players who doing “business” in de current Indian Premier League (IPL). De Bell Crier intention is not fuh prevent any player from earning but it gat to do with principle and loyalty of de player to dem home team! Tek fuh example, Pollard, Bravo and Samuels, who are all paying fuh different teams in de IPL. Before de fifth IPL began, de West Indies started a home…
Read MoreFavouritism causing mediocrity!
A recent letter in this paper “hit” a certain “nail” pun it “head”. It had to do with cricket and some West Indian players who doing “business” in de current Indian Premier League (IPL). De Bell Crier intention is not fuh prevent any player from earning but it gat to do with principle and loyalty of de player to dem home team! Tek fuh example, Pollard, Bravo and Samuels, who are all paying fuh different teams in de IPL. Before de fifth IPL began, de West Indies started a home…
Read MoreOw, Khemraj, meh belly busting with laff!
People does end up in “stitches” when laffing while looking at “Bud Abbot and Lou Castillo”, de “Three Stooges”, “Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin”, “Laurel and Hardy” and even “Tom and Jerry”. Just look at Bud and Lou, “Who’s on First”. Plenty around de world try fuh match dem guys, but with no success. People not giving up and de failures might soon come to an end as some Guyanese enter de comedy business. Dem specialising in “Stand-up Comedy” and it probably more humorous than de legends mentioned. Over de…
Read MoreKhemraj “bargaining” and Amna and Felix is VP!
De race is on in de USA as Mitt Romney look fuh a vice presidential (VP) candidate fuh de upcoming elections there. Plenty speculations going on as de media tout some fuh de position. De set that get touting very vocal and always present in de media, but using de opportunities fuh deny that dem want de job. Experts seh is normal fuh people who really want de job fuh deny it so dem don’t “upstage” de presidential candidate before he mek he decision. But de real story is that…
Read More“Ni-hao, 092, how can I help?”
Kite flying competition was big with attractive prizes for de biggest, smallest, and most creative kite. Now, it look like it gat “competition” for de loudest music set, de biggest cooler (ice- bucket), de broadest hat, de skimpiest outfits and who can consume de most beers! With almost everybody gat a vehicle, de biggest “competition” is for parking today! While no “prize” is at stake, de “thrill” to find and secure one, is “motivation” enough! After downing de contents of de cooler and de kites come down, getting out can…
Read MoreWatch fuh “two faceness” in de House
“Two-faceness” look like a common thing with some people. Fuh a while now de “key” party joining protest by some sugar workers. Some believe that de party might have even instigate de protest. That aside, de party trying fuh create de impression that dem “championing” de sugar workers cause by claiming that de government not doing anything fuh dem. De Bell Crier “ring” about this before. Now that Ashni put a couple billions in de 2012 budget fuh help de industry, de same “key” party turn round and sehin that…
Read MoreDe fire and a All Fools Corporation!
Now that April Fool’s Day officially gone, some believe de whole month should be designated given de way some does behave. Some even calling fuh de establishment of a All Fools Corporation which, fuh short, will be AFC! People not commenting openly about any “similarities” with another organisation with de same three letters. However, dem can’t help noticing how de already “established” one, trying fuh fool people. Nobody ain’t forget de biggest prank when it seh it independent and not part of de Palm Tree set up! In addition, it…
Read MoreDavid and Khemraj overdose on “souriee”!
De opposition behaving like “bling bling” after de budget presentation. “Souriee” is de other name fuh “bling bling”. It gat certain characteristics that does mek yuh mouth long and sour up. David look like he had a overdose when he was commenting on de budget. As usual, de opposition does “play” de same “record” every budget day, which only gat one tune; “budget disappointing”. People want fuh know which budget de opposition was listening to, if at all dem was listening because at de same time West Indies, surprisingly, was…
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