De Bell Crier don seh a long time since de budget announce in Parliament that de KFC and FLAPNU ain’t got anything to bad talk. Since de Budget debate start, dem been strugglin big time to find anyting wrong wid de budget. But de KFC and FLAPNU members determine not to give up and now dem asking fuh more time in Parliament after dem already had two weeks. But what dem really need is not time in Parliament but time in jail fuh all de Guyanese people time and money…
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Some people does live dem lives in peace and wait till other people praise dem. Others does like to praise dem own selves. I never expect that Baddamn was into this self praisin business. I thought Baddamn woulda leave that fuh Mook Lall. Since nobody does praise de Mook, he does want fuh praise heself all de time, and then tell he staff fuh praise he too. It must be that de pressure from de Mook to write so much lies and misinformation finally get to Baddamn. Baddamn had de…
Read MoreDem boys holdin plenty meetings
Now that dem boys now got all de rejects like Lie Man Nagga Man, Rum Jhaat, Sus Penders Rum and Fool Sarran, among others, de group get a lil big now. So dem boys does hold plenty meetings to talk bout what next dem gon complain.When de whole group turn up, dem does meet at de Peg Ass Hot Hell. When de group not so big, dem does meet right pun de couch in Saffon Street. Well, de couch really mek only fuh Baddam and de Mook, but it could…
Read MorePayin people to protest
It got an old sayin that talk about some people who does play dead to see what kinda funeral dem gon get. In de real world, that is de same as tellin people yuh sick, and then waitin to see how many of yuh friends and family gon call yuh or come and see yuh. De Kocheur News, Mook Lall and Baddamn just add a new dimension to that old sayin. Call a protest, see how many people gon show up, watch how many media houses gon cover de event,…
Read MoreDe Mook losin control
Mook Lall been goin through some tough times of lately. A lotta tings happenin and de Mook not too happy. De Mook like to be in control and tings getting outta control fuh he. But at least he still controllin Baddamn. In fact, is a long time now de Mook losing control – ever since de Beacon paper start up in 2008, de Mook wasn’t too happy. Since then de Mook always attackin de paper and he even attackin de owners. He feel like he losin control. But a neigbour…
Read MoreHG means Hamilton Green and ….
Once upon a time, everybody used to call de city of Georgetown de ‘garden city’. That was because in de old days de city was clean and nice. De streets never had garbage. People never used to throw dem thrash all over de place. In dem old days, yuh coulda bring out yuh family and walk down de streets and yuh never woulda smell any ting bad. All de gutters use to always be clean and dem was never clogged up with stink water and garbage. Georgetown was a true…
Read MoreDe daily Link Show
De Link Show entertain people with rough jokes and fuh de most part the show was good. But another link show tekkin place every day in Guyana. This is a link show that de people not actin, but dem writin. In fact, dem actin like dem not actin, which is de true definition of actin. People pun de street callin it another link show, because everybody laughin when dem readin de lies what dem writin. Some people call it Baddamn paper, because he is de liar-in-chief. Some call it Mook…
Read MoreDe Mook got Baddam turnin
De Kocheur News like fuh talk bout how dem is de best newspaper in de country. But old people seh that self praise is no recommendation. So nobody believe that Kocheur is the best newspaper just because dem seh so. Is almost every day yuh read de Kocheur News dem apologisin fuh something. Or somebody cussin dem out fuh writing sheer wrong news. And yet Baddam got the guts to tell people that he is de best editor-in-chief in town. But a reporter at de Kocheur News seh is just…
Read MorePEE NC want mash up de country again
Is a long time now de PEE NC been tryin to find a new name. Ever since dem been mashin up de country and get vote out dem tryin to get a makeover. But old people seh yuh can get the pig outta de mud but yuh can’t get de mud outta de pig. Dem try wid PEE NC/R and dat ain’t wuk. Then dem try FLAPNU and dat still ain’t wuk. Dem join wid KFC and that mek tings worse, especially since King Liar Nagga Man jump ship. A…
Read MoreGaggin like de old times
De PEE NC know how to do one ting real good – gaggin people. In de old days of Burnin Ham and Dis Mond, no body coulda seh any ting against de guvament. Burnin Ham used to burn anybody who seh any ting against him, and Dis Mond used to dis anybody who bad talk de party. At that time, it was everybody in de PEE NC who use to run tings in de country. And if yuh didn’t do as dem tell yuh, dem would run yuh outta yuh…
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